i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize