i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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