I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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