problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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