The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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