Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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