So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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