12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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