She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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