you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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