Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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