"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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