so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
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