Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
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