I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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