If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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