Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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