I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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