Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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