who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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