Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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