I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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