please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
There r osticjed everywhere
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize
