I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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