would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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