Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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