I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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