are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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