This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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