i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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