My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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