I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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