I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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