I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
