hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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