you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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