now i know why i became what i already was.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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