I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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