That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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