so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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