I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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