You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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