I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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