Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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