Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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