Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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