I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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