were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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