Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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