Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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