People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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