We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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