Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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