so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My bed smells like the plague
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