I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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