its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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