I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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