I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Randomize
