You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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