i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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